GBH

GBH
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The Petrol they say is now lead free
Still stinks if you ask me
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The cigarettes you smoke are a joke
Clog up your lungs and make you choke
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In the shops the beef is unclean
It has a degree in BSC – if you know what I mean
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The lamb is a scam
A bit like spam
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The chickens grow up fast, don’t ask-
Fowl play, you might say
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As for the pork
Swine fever no joke
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Eating the veggies is suicide
For too much pesticide
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And everything else
Has Added additives, and plenty of preservatives
It’s enough to make you wanta lay down and take a sedative.
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Sonya Dawn
© 1984